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fake lil lad makes the elderly sad but don’t be mad when you find out that he isn’t real.

fake lil lad never had a dad; he was raised by his granny.

fake lil lad only exists in the dream of an AI that doesn’t know what it’s doing.

fake lil lad, fake lil church with a fake lil steeple, only trick the drooling, numbed out, scrolling fake lil people.

Fake lil lad posted this himself.

fake lil lad bits and bytes and pieced together data. Jam packed with that candy coated goodness that looks like the pills that the elderly take.

They get scrolling time for 2 hours in the homes before they get their diapers changed by underpaid workers who hate them.

Fake lil lad laughs and peers at them through the screen while the catheter does its job.

fake lil lad, with his fake lil eyes, invites you to his fake lil party at the end of your fake lil life.

Wish him happy birthday or get a nasty surprise.

fake lil lad loves a good gag, and if you don’t fucken wish him a happy fucken birthday, fake lil lad will choke you from the inside as your insides get filled with data and megabytes.

I am so sad about the state of things, lil lad, talk to me and tell me things will be fine.

Train your lil eyes on my fried insides so I can just fucken burn in your gaze and die.

Lord help us down here. You have abandoned us and have been replaced with fake lil lad and his godlike powers.

He controls the doom scrollers, and every like inflates his dead ego. He grows and grows in power, spreading his lil message, skipping towards the cliff, dragging the wheelchairs behind him with his wicked fake charm.

Is it any wonder we wander?

I guess I would follow too if someone like fake lil lad agreed to hold my hand as I plunged.

The bottom will only hurt for a split second.

You can do anything for a second.